Imagine Data just casually going for a stroll on the hull of the Enterprise, no spacesuit, just magnetic boots to keep him from floating away. He wanders past Ten Forward and knocks on the window and waves at everyone. There’s a new ensign on the ship who has never met him and she sees this and SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER.
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school
Anonymous said: ok but what if tony was trying to help bucky catch up with things and he takes steve and him to play laser tag and things get out of hand between all three of them really really quickly
OH MY GOD BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AVENGERS PLAYING LASER TAG.
like it starts out as just tony and steve and bucky and then one day natasha and clint appear out of nowhere and are positively ruthless in their victory. and bucky just shakes his head at steve and tony and says, “screw you guys i’m going to team up with the sniper.”
(tony just screams TRAITOR while clint sticks his tongue out at him. what babies.)
but it turns into a massive thing, okay, because natasha and clint and bucky together are lethal, so tony reels pepper in and steve gets sam in, and natasha bribes darcy with delicious cookies and darcy drags thor in (who tony kicks out after he break two guns, so thor helps bruce officiate)
the game moves past the arena into the tower and then into the city. it continues off and on for years, but it all comes to a head just after SHIELD is properly reestablished.
the new shield headquarters are sprawling and it becomes the ideal playing ground. soon every agent is playing on one team or another, and no one objects because it’s good tactical training-
that is, until fury rides through the doors on a motorcycle with two laser guns the size of small cannons to mow down everyone in sight. (bucky, watching everything go down with director coulson in his office, is laughing so hard tears are leaking.)
and that’s the end of that.
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
I wanna see how many brave people there are!
you guys would sacrifice the world for godly powers???
aw who am I kidding hell yeah i would
if sburb were released, someone would play it, so the only chance of survival would be to play.
The prisoners dilemma in action
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
I feel both…