1. somebody’s a fast learner.

    somebody’s a fast learner.

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  3. pearls-excellent-blog:

When people ask personal questions.

remember that wii game where we got confused so I closed the door because I thought they were escaping but actually I was supposed to close the door once the customers left?

    pearls-excellent-blog:

    When people ask personal questions.

    remember that wii game where we got confused so I closed the door because I thought they were escaping but actually I was supposed to close the door once the customers left?

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  4. 2014dftba:

    emmy-bue:

    roachpatrol:

    roachpatrol:

    "i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression

    i want to get everyone who reblogged this post together into one room and then hug em 

    See also: I don’t have bipolar disorder, I’m just hormonal.

    I don’t have anxiety, I’m just over-emotional

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  5. longroadstonowhere:

    2creepychihuahuas:

    illbeyourfavouritedrug:

    heathyr:

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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    so slang is slang for slang

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    except it probably isn’t - nobody knows quite where the word ‘slang’ came from, but the best theory i’ve heard is that it came from “con’s language” or maybe “thief’s language”, as in the language used by cons/thieves, which both make more sense because slang has the eternal connotation of being an informal language (that is part of the definition, as opposed to things like jargon)

    also the ‘s’ from slang would almost certainly not come from ‘shortened’, since that’s a ‘sh’ sound and not an ‘s’ sound, and that ‘sh’ sound is really far away from the word ‘language’, whereas ‘thief’s language’ and ‘con’s language’ both have their ‘s’ sounds right next to the word ‘language’, and therefore it’s more likely the sounds would get merged over time

    That explanation touched me inside. It’s a feeling I can’t easily.. hide.

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  6. What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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  7. violanthe:

    From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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  8. scottthepilgrim:

    what if i was just a ken doll down there

    Fabulous

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  9. and to finish it off, a fandom pun

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  10. I just realized Kanaya has a thing for powerful, dangerous, destructive girls. Like that’s her thing. She’s just like ‘yeah, I’m going to say you shouldn’t do that thing because it’s bad (but secretly I’m kind of into the totally insane mayhem you wreak).’ That’s Kanaya.

    That and being awesome. But that’s Kanaya.

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